 Peyton Mainning died
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was
showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts
flag
in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton." said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt
special,
indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed
another
house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a black & gold
sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous Steeler flag, and in
every
window a Terrible Towel.
Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have
a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and i
even
went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Ben Rothlisberger get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said, "Peyton, that's not Ben's house, it's mine |