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Nine words women use...


1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an
argument, when they are
right and you need to shut up.


2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this
means half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just
been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.


3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm.
This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with nothing
usually end in fine.


4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!


5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is
a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
meaning of nothing.)


6.) That's OK : This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women
can make to men. That's OK means she wants to
think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.


7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome.


8. Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!


9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another
dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking 'What's
Wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.


Send this to the men you know, to warn them about
arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.


Send this to all the women you know to give them a
good laugh, cause they know it's true.