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Female Poem
>>I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong.
>>One who loves to listen long.
>>One who thinks before he speaks.
>>One who'll call,not wait for weeks.
>>I want him to be gainfully employed.
>>When I spend his cash,not be annoyed.
>>Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
>>Massages my back and begs to do more.
>>Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind.
>>And knows what to answer to"how big is my behind?
>>I want this man to love me to no end.
>>And always be my very best friend.
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Male Poem
>>I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac.
>>With huge boobs who owns a liquor store,and a bass boat.
>>I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit!