Nine Words Women Use

OLD HEAD · 08-06-07, 11:27 AM

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an
argument, when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this
means half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just
been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm.
This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is
a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's OK : This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women
can make to men. That's OK means she wants to
think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another
dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking 'What's
Wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about
arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a
good laugh, cause they know it's true.

Tommy · 08-06-07, 12:31 PM

Good one Old Head. Some of these are very true.

08-06-07, 11:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
OLD HEAD SCI Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: JOISY !! Posts: 1,518	Nine Words Women Use Nine words women use... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument, when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's OK : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to men. That's OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. 8. Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's Wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true. __________________ SHOW NO EMOTION
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08-06-07, 12:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tommy Now go get your shinebox Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sportscapper Island Posts: 15,068	Re: Nine Words Women Use Good one Old Head. Some of these are very true.
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