A Bum Asks a Man for $2

Tommy · 07-31-05, 04:38 PM

A Bum Asks a Man for $2

The man says, "Will you buy booze?" The bum says, "No." The man says, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum says, "No." So the man says, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"

pwn3dyo · 08-02-05, 08:10 PM

good joke. If a bum asked me for $2 i would just go buy him a 40 of axehead and say have a good one.

07-31-05, 04:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tommy Now go get your shinebox Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sportscapper Island Posts: 15,074	A Bum Asks a Man for $2 A Bum Asks a Man for $2 The man says, "Will you buy booze?" The bum says, "No." The man says, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum says, "No." So the man says, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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08-02-05, 08:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
pwn3dyo Party Time Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,281	good joke. If a bum asked me for $2 i would just go buy him a 40 of axehead and say have a good one.
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