Gambling Joke of the Day

Tommy · 08-22-05, 08:36 PM

Gambling Joke of the Day
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One day Widdster walked in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing?" asked Widdster.
" We're playing poker and your mom's the wild card," replied his father.
So Widdster walked out and went into his sister’s room and saw his sister and her boyfriend having sex. "What are you doing?" asked Widdster.
" We're playing poker and he's the wild card," replied his sister.
So Widdster walked out and went to his room. Later on Widdster’s father walked in. "What are you doing!" yelled his father.
Widdster replied, "I'm playing poker!"
" But where is your wild card?" asked his father.
Widdster replied, "With a hand like this who needs a wild card!!!"

LMAO

Tommy · 08-22-05, 08:40 PM

Heres another one I found thats funny

One day Jayne walked into a bank to deposit a large sum of money she had won in the casino.

Jayne walked up to the cashier and handed over a cheque for $850,000. The cashier insisted on checking such a large a mount, and so a few minutes later the bank manager appeared to take a look. The bank manager, curious ad how Jayne came to have so much money, started to ask some questions.

"How did you get so much money?"

"Well", she replies, "I'm a bit of a gambler..."

"Really?!" the manager replied, and started to give Jayne a lecture about the evils of gambling.

"No really, it's fun!" insisted Jayne. "I bet you $10,000 that your balls are square!".

The manager was a bit shocked, but after thinking it though, thought that there was no way he could loose the bet. So they shook hands and went out in to the car park so Jayne could check his balls. Standing in the car park was a man wearing a gray suit.

"This is my attorney," said Jayne. "He's here to make sure everything is legal."

"OK" said the bank manager, so Jayne stepped up in front of him, unzipped his trousers and gave his balls a good feel.

"You're right, they're not square!"

The manager smiled and looked over to the lawyer, who at this point was banging his head on the car. Confused, the manager asked Jayne, "What's wrong with your lawyer?"

"Oh, I bet him $100,000 I would have your balls in my hands in five minutes."

dananderson32 · 08-22-05, 09:14 PM

naughty is always forced to use his hand! THATS HOW HE ROLLS!!!

Tommy · 08-22-05, 09:47 PM

Always good for a good Laugh

naught33 · 08-24-05, 02:33 AM

man you worry way too much about what im doing with my hand and when, lol...is anything wrong w that?

pwn3dyo · 08-24-05, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dananderson32

naughty is always forced to use his hand! THATS HOW HE ROLLS!!!

08-22-05, 08:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tommy Now go get your shinebox Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sportscapper Island Posts: 15,105	Gambling Joke of the Day Gambling Joke of the Day Provided by the TheGamblingDomain.com One day Widdster walked in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing?" asked Widdster. " We're playing poker and your mom's the wild card," replied his father. So Widdster walked out and went into his sister’s room and saw his sister and her boyfriend having sex. "What are you doing?" asked Widdster. " We're playing poker and he's the wild card," replied his sister. So Widdster walked out and went to his room. Later on Widdster’s father walked in. "What are you doing!" yelled his father. Widdster replied, "I'm playing poker!" " But where is your wild card?" asked his father. Widdster replied, "With a hand like this who needs a wild card!!!" LMAO Last edited by Tommy : 08-22-05 at 08:37 PM.
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08-22-05, 08:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tommy Now go get your shinebox Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sportscapper Island Posts: 15,105	Heres another one I found thats funny One day Jayne walked into a bank to deposit a large sum of money she had won in the casino. Jayne walked up to the cashier and handed over a cheque for $850,000. The cashier insisted on checking such a large a mount, and so a few minutes later the bank manager appeared to take a look. The bank manager, curious ad how Jayne came to have so much money, started to ask some questions. "How did you get so much money?" "Well", she replies, "I'm a bit of a gambler..." "Really?!" the manager replied, and started to give Jayne a lecture about the evils of gambling. "No really, it's fun!" insisted Jayne. "I bet you $10,000 that your balls are square!". The manager was a bit shocked, but after thinking it though, thought that there was no way he could loose the bet. So they shook hands and went out in to the car park so Jayne could check his balls. Standing in the car park was a man wearing a gray suit. "This is my attorney," said Jayne. "He's here to make sure everything is legal." "OK" said the bank manager, so Jayne stepped up in front of him, unzipped his trousers and gave his balls a good feel. "You're right, they're not square!" The manager smiled and looked over to the lawyer, who at this point was banging his head on the car. Confused, the manager asked Jayne, "What's wrong with your lawyer?" "Oh, I bet him $100,000 I would have your balls in my hands in five minutes."
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08-22-05, 09:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
dananderson32 DANO THE GREEK Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: BUFFALO Posts: 3,067	naughty is always forced to use his hand! THATS HOW HE ROLLS!!! __________________ "Go against all odds" Beanie Segal ""YOU WANNA HATE ME THAN HATE ME WHAT CAN I DO BUT KEEP GETTING MONEY"- NAS "a lot of rappers be like one time wonders couldnt say a fly rhyme if their was one right under their noses" - gangstarr YTD 57-73 -60.8 units (unposted record wont count jsut used to keep track of plays i forgot to post but did bet) YTD 157-158-4 +0.1 units (nba record) ytd 235-250-8 -234.5 units (cbb record) YTD 95-113-5 -41.82 UNITS (mlb record) YTD 10-6-1 +10.8 UNITS (UNPOSTED NFL WONT COUNT TOWARDS RECORD JUST TO TRACK FOR MY OWN PROFITS)
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08-22-05, 09:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
Tommy Now go get your shinebox Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sportscapper Island Posts: 15,105	Always good for a good Laugh
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08-24-05, 02:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
naught33 SCI Forum Moderator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Scarsdale, NY Posts: 13,666	man you worry way too much about what im doing with my hand and when, lol...is anything wrong w that? __________________ -naught33 "You miss 100% of all the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky "No one, and I mean no one, comes into our house and pushes us around"-coach from the movie Rudy
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