Tipping the Dealer

Tommy · 10-17-05, 10:00 PM

Tipping the Dealer

A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.

The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?"

The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?"

"Yes."

"Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me."

"Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an eight.

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Tommy · 10-17-05, 10:02 PM

A Man Wins the Lottery

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!"

Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"

The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"

pwn3dyo · 10-19-05, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big123

A Man Wins the Lottery

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!"

Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"

The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"

haha

Eaglesfan · 10-20-05, 12:42 PM

Very nice!

I like it

10-17-05, 10:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tommy 2008 World Champions! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sportscapper Island Posts: 15,144	Tipping the Dealer Tipping the Dealer A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer. The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?" The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?" "Yes." "Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me." "Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an eight. http://www.casinos.net/tippingthedealer.htm Last edited by Tommy : 10-17-05 at 10:00 PM.
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10-17-05, 10:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tommy 2008 World Champions! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sportscapper Island Posts: 15,144	A Man Wins the Lottery A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
Status: Online

10-20-05, 12:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Eaglesfan SCI Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,054	Very nice! I like it Last edited by Eaglesfan : 10-20-05 at 12:44 PM.
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