[viccerb]

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was
showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts
flag
in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton." said God.

"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt
special,
indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed
another
house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a black & gold
sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous Steeler flag, and in
every
window a Terrible Towel.

Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have
a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and i
even
went to the Hall of Fame."

God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Ben Rothlisberger get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said, "Peyton, that's not Ben's house, it's mine

[Tommy]

Good one Viccerb. So God is a steelers fan then.

[Wigington]

That was the dumbest thing I have ever read.